Learn to write: A,B,C

Already with the red.

Adding red? You definatley cant go wrong there. More colours would be more exiting but also take tons of time, and who has any of that spare?

K for Karate :) simple minds.

L for Liposuction. The thing every girl wants but wont admit to.

Lets learn how to write our a,b,c's!! Working on a "how to" book at the moment for the puny illiterate toddler that i secretly am, after finding a cheesy brightly coloured version at work. Just my excuse to draw loads of characters for random words realy, such as star trek and manga.

The first illustrations are always the hardest. (not realy, probably the easiest )

The first illustration so far minus the page design or anything else important:

A for Antichrist

B for Braindead

C for Camp, Crossdressing or confused. not too sure which one yet.

D for Depression

E for Exorcism

F for Fez

G for George. The one and only

H for Hairy

I for Igor

J for Japanism

POW!!!

Japan: Land of dragons, mountains and the inevitable tsunami

Welcome back internet!!!

Life without the internet is impossible as i have found out these past two months. I didnt think i was that lame but apparently i am. Disapointed? No not really. During my internet free time i had a thing for drawing people on hills. Strange times. Maybe it was a sign? Or not.

chance?? i thought luck was all the rage. Apparently not

LOVE STUFF??

A loving heart is the beginning of all knowledge. Not too sure what this means but it sounds good.

Your heart is my pinata. I dont quite think this is a positive love quote but it will do anyway. Love isn't always good im sure.

Waiting for you to love me. This is the sad love quote, although its not so much a quote as the others are i thought it sounded nice.

Love is a game that two can play. The full quote is "love is a game that two can play and both win" I didnt think that last bit was realy needed so i left it out >.< naughty naughty.

A small quote can take you a long way

Small quotes seem to have a lot more impact to me, so i decided to illustrate a few. Of course nobody beats the buddha, he whoops ass when it comes to catchy sayings with lots of meaning.

"Are you an angel?"
"No", replied the Buddha.
"You must be a spirit then?"
"No, I'm not a spirit," said the Buddha.
"Then what are you?"
"I'm awake."

Suzuki Shunryu:

The world is its own magic. Makes you think happy thoughts.

The sketchy version of the next picture: It will look better in colour -_-

The Buddha: You only lose what you cling to.

Front cover = finished

I wanted to make my own pattern to go in the background to give it a bit more detail and make it more interesting. 

Profile page for the book: i thought i might as well add a profile page because............. im cool like that. I haven't added any text to it yet though because im not too sure what im going to put.

L.E.T.F

The world will be a better place when you can vomit yourself a new body. My new title thing. 

Lets all buy beanie hats and hide rabbits in our shirts. 

Its a work in progress: The front page illustration for my mini portfolio thing. Yes it is a rabbit. Again.

Sometimes when im thinking i realise that im actually not thinking and am just staring into space. When i try to think about it in detail my brain heats up and starts to smoke. Not good.

Fairytale me

Red riding hood, Snow white, Rapunzel, Hansel and Gretel and of course good old Alice. Fairytale stories like to pretend that they are all nice and good so people will buy them and read them to their children at night, but we know that secretly they are just as sick as everything else. For example if rapunzel WAS actualy by herself in that tower for so long, unless she took up Buddhism she would most definatley have been a cutter. For these illustrations i tried to think about what the charactors are actualy like and not what people pretend they are. In my opinion it gives them a lot more flavour. Skittles blue flavour.